Are you a trained closer with a desire for justice and
meaning? Are you an aimless violent psychotic? Are you a
loser looking to make a name for yourself.
All the names on the Earned list are naughty Jesus hating,
Mohammad slurring, baby hurting, library book stealing,
people starving, dispossessing trash who need taking out.
Do the world a favor and take the names off the list.
Fame, fortune, and gratitude will be yours!
